⏳ Time Doesn’t Work Here

Moments collapse. Punchlines happen before the setup. Yesterday hasn’t left yet, and tomorrow is stuck in traffic.

Patch Note 4.1.∞
– Fixed issue where Tuesday would sometimes leak into Friday. – Unfixed issue where some users experience weekends out of order. – Added support for naps that last multiple lifetimes.
Temporal Error #42
The timeline attempted to divide by zero. Please reboot your sense of causality.
Nonlinear Thought #7
You haven't remembered this yet, but you’re going to love the joke in three entries from now.
Folded Note Found in the Future
"Time is soup. Stir gently. Add salt."
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